Okay, review time....
True Blood: First Season
HOLY SHIT!! I really just did not expect it to be Rene... And up until the middle of the episode, I was hating on Sookie because she had become this needy bitch. I mean, Bill KILLED a guy to save her, and then she bitch slaps him because he didn't come back soon enough.
And then, that police guy Andy, is such a stubborn mo fo. He gets all pissed because Jason didn't do it, just because he's like jealous or something. He should have been happy that the real killer was finally GONE, but no, he's just a PMSy girl about it.
And poor Bill! He gets all burned up to save Sookie... I hope she appreciates him in season 2.... She doesn't deserve his kindness... ARGH.
Although I do think it's funny that they have that "vampire marriage" laws thing, obviously paralleling the gay marriages issues going on.
Twilight
I think Twilight is me and Alex's new favorite movie. AHAHHAAHAHA. That was the funniest thing I have ever seen. EVERY PERSON IN THAT MOVIE WAS AWKWARD. Bella's facial expressions were PRICELESS. She always had her mouth partially open, as if kinda disgusted by whatever was going on, and she NEVER smiled. Whenever it looked like she was going to smile, she would make this "well, smiling is STUPID" half smile and distort it. XDDD
Edward couldn't act for shit through the first part of the movie, and when he said "Hello" to her after being absent from school, me and Alex had to watch that part another few times, because he sounded like he had this HILARIOUS accent and... just OMG... the way he said that...
The only half-way decent part was the scene where they kill the Hunter James. That was actually kind of intense and I liked how the only way to kill him was tearing him apart and BURNING him. Ahahaha...
What else... OH. Bella and her friends! OMG.... not only did she accumulate friends at an unnaturally fast rate, but she didn't seem to give a SHIT about them the entire movie! They would include her in things, talk to her about personal shit.... have CONCERN for her when she almost gets smashed by a car, and all she can do is make her pissy expressions at them. XDD
Midnight Meat Train
This movie was nothing that I expected... Another example of a movie where the main relationship is AWKWARD and at the drop of a hat, stupid problems completely ruin it.
Also... it was more gorey than scary.
True Blood: First Season
HOLY SHIT!! I really just did not expect it to be Rene... And up until the middle of the episode, I was hating on Sookie because she had become this needy bitch. I mean, Bill KILLED a guy to save her, and then she bitch slaps him because he didn't come back soon enough.
And then, that police guy Andy, is such a stubborn mo fo. He gets all pissed because Jason didn't do it, just because he's like jealous or something. He should have been happy that the real killer was finally GONE, but no, he's just a PMSy girl about it.
And poor Bill! He gets all burned up to save Sookie... I hope she appreciates him in season 2.... She doesn't deserve his kindness... ARGH.
Although I do think it's funny that they have that "vampire marriage" laws thing, obviously paralleling the gay marriages issues going on.
Twilight
I think Twilight is me and Alex's new favorite movie. AHAHHAAHAHA. That was the funniest thing I have ever seen. EVERY PERSON IN THAT MOVIE WAS AWKWARD. Bella's facial expressions were PRICELESS. She always had her mouth partially open, as if kinda disgusted by whatever was going on, and she NEVER smiled. Whenever it looked like she was going to smile, she would make this "well, smiling is STUPID" half smile and distort it. XDDD
Edward couldn't act for shit through the first part of the movie, and when he said "Hello" to her after being absent from school, me and Alex had to watch that part another few times, because he sounded like he had this HILARIOUS accent and... just OMG... the way he said that...
The only half-way decent part was the scene where they kill the Hunter James. That was actually kind of intense and I liked how the only way to kill him was tearing him apart and BURNING him. Ahahaha...
What else... OH. Bella and her friends! OMG.... not only did she accumulate friends at an unnaturally fast rate, but she didn't seem to give a SHIT about them the entire movie! They would include her in things, talk to her about personal shit.... have CONCERN for her when she almost gets smashed by a car, and all she can do is make her pissy expressions at them. XDD
Midnight Meat Train
This movie was nothing that I expected... Another example of a movie where the main relationship is AWKWARD and at the drop of a hat, stupid problems completely ruin it.
Also... it was more gorey than scary.
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